Due to huge demand for Grot-Shop products we urgently need extra staff.

The job mostly consists of writing or e-mailing people to say the stuff we thought we had we have'nt and what we haven't got we have, but not a lot.

We have comissioned the famous firm of  Executive Recruitment Consultants (job agency) - Bumson Seets to assist us in hiring.

The following advertisement will appear soon in the national press.


      Bumson Seets

Attention useless people
Our client is a leading player in this cutting edge retail sector. Rapid expansion has meant exciting career opportunities for the right or left people.
You should have at least 5 years experience of doing totally useless things, be completely lacking in drive, initiative and ambition but be nauseatingly enthusiastic on totally irrelevant matters

 Please reply in full confidence; that your CV/resume will be ridiculed all around our office to
Bumson Seets Ref GT/00
Posh Office No 69
  Exorbitant Fees House 
Posh Street
 Mayfair 
London SW1
Candidates will be required to sit the renowned PRI* psychometric test
Offices worldwide in Marloes, Bute, Wombatville, Medicine Hat, Samarkand, Timbuctu

* Prejudice Re-enforcement Inventory

Candidates will also have to take our own psychometric test, some example questions are available if you click here soon