The School Inspection (in UK - OFSTED ) weatherhouse is not available as yet because the software we especially commisioned at great cost to write it, on delivery, was found to be completely useless (this means more to a teacher in the UK) . Since the product is in itself useless and we want useless things, the useless software means it negates the useless product like a double negative so making it useful; therefore we dont want it.

When we obtain useful software to produce the useless product, it will be in the form of a screensaver portraying an old fashioned weatherhouse type thing, only instead of a house it will be a school. The inspector dashes into one door, counts to ten, dashes out of another door and, depending on the weather, pronounces whether the school has passed or failed.