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What is the meaning of life? - Some say it is 42, but it depends on what is meant by "meaning"
Where's the men's/ladies' room? - Out the door turn left and it's 2nd door on the right - join the queue
Are you sure? - Microsoft asks the question, ask them for the answer
Is this the 1.40 to Cheltenham? - No madam there are no refreshments on this train
In a hurry are we sir? - Yes officer, I thought there was a psychopath following me
Have you an ID? - No, just an ego
What's the score? - 42 nil
What's the time? - ask Einstein
Have you got this in a larger size? - This is the larger size
Have you seen my spectacles? - No - have you seen mine?
Do you come here often? - Only in the mating season
Have you read Harry Potter? - My memory has been got at, I'm all in a muggle
Have you a light? - No, I spontaneously combust
What is this thing called love? - Many answers depending on which word in the question has emphasis- Try it
e.g. What is this thing called love
Does my bum look big in this? - You're nude!
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